I asked AI to show me what it thinks I’ve been doing while incommunicado.
This is how ChatGPT imagines my life when we’re not “talking”:
PM★ as generated by my buddy ChatGPT & DALL-E.
I keep telling it that I can’t play guitar! I own zero guitars!! Delete guitar! Remove guitars! But that just makes it think “GUITAR!” and keep sticking them in.
I would never light candles by all my notebooks and papers and books.
I don’t surround myself with untethered synthesizer keyboards.
I am much older than this Hermione Granger-looking creature (and girthier, too).
But really the guitar is the only thing I take exception to.
Honestly, ChatGPT knows me pretty well, other than that.
I would *never* set a mug of liquid on the pages of an open book, but I love “my” grey sweatsuit in this visualization of my life as a pleasure writer. Writing with — what — a nibless dip pen? What is that stick I’m holding? LOL
Maybe I should attempt a photo shoot to “make adjustments” that are too complex and arduous for AI to manage on its own, but use these as inspiration.
